Monday, April 30, 2012

Neal Stephenson

If you like really, really long books, then look into Neal Stephenson. Our first exposure was Cyrptonomicon (1168 pages). Loved it. Then there was the Baroque Cycle (2256 pp), and Anathem (981 pp), both of them enormous fan favorites. We haven't read Reamde yet, and can't decide whether to read the physical book that we have on our shelf (1056 pp) or listen to the audiobook, which we have on our iPhone (38 hours and 34 minutes). We can recommend Snow Crash with only two reservations: it's got a lot of Sumerians in it, and it's only 440 pages long, a veritable short story by Stephenson standards. They have the original of one of his manuscripts at the Science Fiction Museum in Seattle. It's about as tall as an eighth-grader.

Stephenson has a new project with some fellow writers...



Yeah, book trailers are dumb. The ones that are good to watch seem totally removed from the act of reading. Oh, well. We'd read NS no matter what he does, or who he does it with. We just have to remember to set aside a few weeks in advance.

[Video via Geek Dad.]
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The Rothschild behind Thelonius Monk

What?

She's known as the Jazz Baroness. Charlie Parker died in her apartment. She lived with 306 cats. Twenty-four songs were written for her. She raced Miles Davis down Fifth Avenue. She went to prison so [Monk] wouldn't have to…

Who was this woman?

Baroness Pannonica de Koenigswarter, or Nica as she was known, was a true Rothschild, although the family disowned her.

On her way to the airport after a visit to New York, Nica stopped to visit a friend, the jazz pianist Teddy Wilson, who played her a recording of "Round Midnight" by a then unknown jazz pianist, Thelonious Monk. Unable to believe her ears, she listened to it 20 times in a row and was bewitched. Having missed her plane, she never went home again. Abandoning her husband and five children, she moved into a suite at the Stanhope hotel and set about trying to meet the man who had made this extraordinary record.

Hannah Rothschild has written a book about her family's black sheep, and in telling the story of Hannah's fascination with Nica, interviewer Rachel Cooke tells us as much again about the whole, rather bizarre, famous family. Despite being a big Monk fan, we knew nothing about the Baroness (but then again, we tend to mostly listen to the music, not the tales out of school). But this is huge. She really did take the rap for marijuana found in the car when she was driving with Monk, at a time when just driving around with as a mixed couple (Hannah doubts that they were intimate) was crime enough.

This is a most amazing article. Nice and long, for the weekend. Hannah Rothschild on Nica: 'I saw a woman who knew where she belonged'
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Ladies of Spain need not apply

Let's set the mood:



That is the Main Squeeze Orchestra. While their accordion skills are clear, Grinwout's is especially impressed by their ability to stomp on the floor at the appropriate moments. If you doubt their seriousness, check out the shopping page on their website, where you can buy their music, of course, but are too late for the t-shirts or the thongs, which are all sold out. (So much for our plan of Main Squeeze Orchestra thongs for all the women on our Christmas list this year.)

Needless to say, the accordion is not a simple instrument when it comes to image. Ezra Glinter, writing in the Paris Review about his visit to the shop of Walter Kuehr, the accordion impressario who is conductor of Main Squeeze, puts it this way:

Many accordionists mentioned the need to overcome the perception of the instrument as a joke, and the difficulty of being accepted outside niche musical communities. “When you play an instrument that can cost as much as a compact car and has more moving parts than one, you want to be taken seriously,” one player wrote in an e-mail. Another confessed: “We are lonesome cowboys, I guess ... We fight prejudice that the accordion is a cheesy instrument that can only play polkas for retired people.”

In some circles the accordion is beyond cool. In others, it is not. Grinwout's, which seeks out unusual music, is still on the fence. We can listen to album after album of zydeco, for instance. But, well, there's those polkas for retired people: we live in fear that some day we'll wake up wanting the early bird dinner at 4:30 so that we can get home in time to watch reruns of Lawrence Welk. In other words, it's not that you're born that way, but some day you just turn that age.

It's scary. Read Big Squeeze (there's a Welk clip) and see for yourself. Your day will come!
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Quick take - Technicolor

Glorious Technicolor... It was a subtractive, three-strip dying process. It was not color film!

How Technicolor created ruby slippers without using color film.

Legend is that Oz's color work was a test for GWTW. Could be. They're both...glorious.
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Willie Nelson

Born April 30, 1933, Nelson has been a musician pretty much all his life. And all kinds of a musician. A Grand Ole Opry musician, an original country outlaw, a pop balladeer, jazz—you name it. He's sung for the IRS and Farm Aid, wrote Patsy Cline's "Crazy," fought for marijuana legalization and the environment and been honored by just about everybody who has honors to give out. All we can add to that is a short video biography:









Happy birthday, Willie.
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Saturday, April 28, 2012

Best of the week

8 famous women writers in New York City—Dorothy Parker, Zora Neale Thurston, Shirley Jackson, Gael Greene, Patti Smith, Susan Sontag, Tama Janowitz and Kate Christensen

Coke bottle vs. chainsaw, etc.—Mesmerizing slow motion video of really dumb actions.

Coney Island—Another mesmerizing video of the amusement park to the accompaniment of Debussy.

Another movie worth missing—A writer under the influence experiences the Wrath of the Titans (the movie, not the real thing)

One of the great adventures of all time—Grinwout's watches the space shuttle sink into the sunset. [Sigh.]
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Friday, April 27, 2012

Another movie worth missing

Bad movies may not make for great watching, but writing about bad movies tends to be quite entertaining. We have to admit that it barely registered on us that there was a new Clash of the Titans movie (it's called Wrath of the Titans). We had barely understood why the astonishingly mediocre original Clash had been remade in the first place, must less followed up. We did, like everyone else, hear that great line, "Release the Kraken," bellowed by Ralph Fiennes (or was it Liam Neesen, who like everyone else we always confuse with Ralph Fiennes?), which sort of became a mantra for, well, releasing whatever local krakens we might have lying around. Then again, when it comes to krakens, we're willing to argue at great length that there is no "kuh" sound at the beginning of the word Cthulhu, going by the pronunciation of chthonic, but that's another story entirely.

Meanwhile...

Writer Brian Phillips, taking painkillers to ease the harm caused by his having busted his arm toppling down some stairs, decides to go to the cineplex to see a movie. Wrath of the Titans is his choice:

Perseus (Sam Worthington) would be talking to Zeus (Liam Neeson) about what Hades (Ralph Fiennes) said to Ares (Edgar Ramirez) about Phrygian dating sites, when suddenly Worthington (Perseus) would be snatched up into the air by a two-headed fire-breathing demon-dog (MacBook Pro) and hurled into a marble column (Doric). Beast-swarms of various descriptions kept pouring out of the mouth of Tartarus, right toward me, in 3-D. There were monsters in the depths... They take a lot of damage, these heroes.

I wouldn't necessarily call his article, Atlas Drugged, a movie review, but I would call it great entertainment, way more entertaining, I'm sure, than Wrath of the Titans. Will there be another [Blank] of the Titans? I can't imagine why.
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Quick take - Klimt

Gustav Klimt: What's the secret to his mass appeal?
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One of the great adventures of all time


This is the real deal. For some of us, it's the end of the end. The magic is over. Space travel, the future we were promised, has been put on hold.

It was May of 1961 when Alan Shepard was shot into space in a tiny capsule on the back of a Redstone rocket. He could just as easily have blown up on the launching pad. I watched it, as did most of America, as it happened. Life stopped. They brought a television into my 7th Grade classroom, which was a big deal in and of itself. We held our breath and prayed. It was a Catholic school, so praying came naturally, but I’ll bet that everyone who watched it was praying. There were no atheists in American on that bright spring morning. It was only fifteen minutes, and it was suborbital, and we watched it from beginning to end, and even though Yuri Gagarin had outdone us not too long previously, it was still the beginning. Space had arrived.

Keep in mind that scientists had been working on rockets for quite some time now, and the idea of space flight was a public obsession. That was the definitive frame of the future, that we would fly out into space and learn and explore. We would break away from the Earth. It was the next step in our evolution. Schools that weren’t heavily teaching the sciences and creating the next generation of engineers to make this happen were not doing their job. We were coming off a decade of B movies where all the space travel was by metaphorical communists disguised as aliens, come to destroy the American way of life. The next decade would bring Star Trek and 2001: A Space Odyssey, where the American way of life would be as pioneers of the galaxy, and space was the final frontier.

When Apollo 11 landed on the moon that night in July in 1969, the dream was a reality.

The shuttle was to be the next step in this process. We would build a space station in permanent orbit, and travel to and fro in our shuttles with little or no fanfare, and this would be our launching pad to the planets. And from there…

The shuttles started flying in 1982. They ended last year.

The idea of space and pioneers and frontiers inspired more than one generation, but for so many reasons, we look elsewhere for our inspirations today. Perhaps the core reason is that, when you come down to it, the rewards of a space program are pretty small in terms of practical benefits. You put a lot of money in, and you don’t get a lot of money back out from it. The original space race was motivated by global Cold War politics, and money didn’t matter. But sooner or later there are just so many resources, and one has to decide how best to use them. Space, which for all practical purposes was for pure science, was not one of those best uses.

Pure science is the same as pure art. You don’t do it to make money. You don’t do it for glory. You don’t do it to beat somebody else at it. You do it because it’s there, and because you have to. Art for art’s sake. Science for science’s sake. Philosophers can attempt to explain these, but we intuitively know them for what they are. They are the best, and most difficult, aspirations of the human spirit, to know and to create beyond what has even been known or created in the past. And it diminishes us when we cut off an outlet to those aspirations. The end of our dedication to space is one of those cut-offs.

Space will continue to happen. Private enterprise will give it a shot. Other countries than the US, as part of their development and self-determination, will give it a shot. Eventually the US will probably get back into it with all heart and soul and give it another shot. It’s not over, not by a long shot. But it is hibernating for a while.

So today was one of those really sad days, where we know that we have lost something. But only for a while. Kids will visit the Enterprise on their school trips to Manhattan, or roam through the Air and Space Museum in Washington, or visit any number of other science venues throughout the country, and the dream’s embers will continue to glow just a little bit. And from those embers, some day new flames will rise. So while shedding a bittersweet tear for the lost dreams of the past, one holds on to the promise of new dreams for the future. As JFK put it, It is one of the great adventures of all time.

An adventure postponed, for the moment.




This Ain't No Game?

That's the tag line for the film Super Mario Bros. Of course, the problem is that Super Mario Bros is a game. It's got cute plumbers and cute settings and cute mushrooms and even cute boss villains. It's all bright shiny colors, and you hop around from place to place, occasionally calling out an Italian-sounding "Whee!" It was the emblematic Nintendo game (and still is, although it's got some friends now, like Link). And it was all the rage in 1991, when everyone in Hollywood and their mother wanted to make a movie out of it. It was Hollywood, after all, and they'll make a movie out of anything, if they think they can make money from it.

The prize went to what I guess we might call the wrong people. The filmmakers were thinking of creating a dark film for adults; had they ever actually controlled a little Mario on their video screen? Were they totally out of their minds? And what was Nintendo's feeling about all of this?

It turned out that the company actually had little interest in a creative partnership. For Nintendo the whole thing was an experiment and they believed the Mario brand was strong enough not to be derailed by a movie... After Nintendo sold Joffé and Eberts the rights for a song — around $2 million — Hollywood was [in an] uproar. No one could quite believe that these two filmmakers had bagged the most sought after brand name of the new decade. Little did the studios realise that they had had a narrow escape.

The movie was one of the classic bombs of all time. But while some classic bombs just sort of dive a natural bellyflop, Super Mario Bros was a disaster of more complex, and entertaining, proportions. The movie might be a dog, but the story of making it is anything but. It's called Why the Super Mario Movie Sucked, excerpted from a book by James Russell.
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What's an audience to do?

There is a growing tension in the performing arts between desperately wanting an audience and bemoaning its behaviour. Symphony orchestras, regional theatres, ballet and opera companies across North America are feeling stiff competition to lure ticket buyers who they believe are increasingly distracted by interactive entertainment and social media. But when those sought-after new audiences do show up, they don’t always behave the way that venerable institutions and veteran audiences expect.

So writes Kate Taylor for The Globe and Mail. And what she's saying does not apply solely to Canada. It seems like forever since we could go to the movies with the expectation that people would quietly watch the movie. Since when they watch movies at home they chat their way through them, come and go to and from the kitchen a half dozen times, Google the cast members that look sort of familiar on their iPad, and generally act as if the movie isn't on in the first place, they figure they can do the same when they're sitting in front of you at the Cineplex. But no, I didn't come today to hear your opinion on the movie, at regular intervals, when you're actually bothering to watch it and not getting up, again, for another ten gallon tub of popcorn. And are your kids really playing with their Gameboys during this whole thing? Why did I decide to go to the movies, when I could have waited a couple of months and watched it in blessed peace?

And that's recorded entertainment. How about live entertainment? Apparently, that's even worse. There are real performers up there, trying to do their thing, and here you are, wondering if you're in one of the tweet seats. And because live entertainment is, as a general rule, expensive, there have indeed developed a slew of general rules of behavior that you, noob that you are, may not know about, or if you do, may not wish to follow.

It's a jungle out there at the old philharmonic.

Venues that want to bring in new, younger audiences to replace the fossils that have previously been occupying the seats, and keeping their mouths shut as they have done so, don't have any easy answers yet. Taylor's article, Quiet in the audience, please, puts it all in perspective.

So what are you? The stolid establishment? Or the nouveau tweeter?
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Thursday, April 26, 2012

Spending your next $400K

Actually, the Aventador LP 700-4 costs a mere $379,700. This special edition, the Aventador J, exactly one of which was made in six weeks for exactly one customer, will probably run you a little more.



We found this via Complex Rides. They're big on cars, obviously, which puts us CRV owners to hanging-head shame. On the other hand, Grinwout's is beginning a collection of roller coaster videos that do pretty much what this simulated car ride does (but with, let's admit it, less reused footage—there's a little fakery going on in this one—sexy fakery, but fakery nonetheless). We think that you can probably buy your own roller coaster for the cost of one of these cars.
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3D

There's something about 3D that Grinwout's finds intrinsically uninteresting. Oh, it's fine for a gimmick, but when push comes to shove, it just isn't all that great. First of all, there are plenty of people who can't watch 3D movies without getting a headache, and others whose vision is such that they can't even see it. Under the best of circumstances, let's admit it, it isn't all that good, which doesn't help. There's a lack of naturalness to the visuals you're seeing, and it can keep you from enjoying the movie. The funny thing is, while we can watch a black-and-white film and immediately accept its reality, with 3D, which is geometric progressions more "real," it feels less real. On top of that, you have to pay a premium for 3D movies in the theaters.

And now TVs are coming out in 3D. The ultimate promise is that we won't need special glasses some day. My question is, do I have to? Can't I just skip this so-called innovation? My mind works pretty well with black-and-white movies, and I can't once remember thinking to myself, if that had only been in color... Come to think of it, remember colorization? Casablanca in living, breathing imitation Technicolor? Bleeeech!

David Bordwell explains why this is happening the way it is, going back to 2005, when James Cameron and George Lucas were touting 3D as the coming thing to theater owners, and warning them to get with the program. Now Cameron is back, and he's doing it again!

Having pressured exhibitors to go digital and 3D, Cameron is now asking them to change their equipment to permit him to shoot in a new way he likes better—and to compensate for a deficiency in the 3D system he thrust on them. But he assures them that revamping their projectors is merely a matter of “little tweaks . . . tiny things that make it better.” He has claimed it’s a matter of a software upgrade... You have to give Cameron credit for chutzpah.

Are we being Luddites about this whole thing? Is someone about to take the colorized version of Casablanca and release it in 3D because otherwise, how could we possibly enjoy it?

The future is still unclear, perhaps. To understand the present better, read It’s good to be the King of the World..
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Quick take - End of civilization as we know it

Shame on you, America: 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Gets 3 More Seasons.
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How to pick a college

Grinwout's has a close relationship with a lot of high school students, so the idea of picking the right college is an important one. Some Students occasionally work hard to get good grades to get into the school of their choice. So the school has to be the right one. Does it have the program that will get you into your chosen career? Does the school have a good record sending students on to prestigious postgraduate programs? Or most basic of all, can you afford the tuition?

Of course, there are other considerations. Witness 25 Insane Reasons Why Kids Don't Like Certain Colleges. Sometimes you decide against a school because the travel expenses are too great. Then again, from this list, there's a better reason: "Professors look like homeless people." That and 24 more reasons of similar depth.

Thinking about college soon? Or have a kid who's doing so? Get your excuses in line now!

Ma Rainey

The Mother of the Blues? She claimed to have invented the term. She also claimed to have invented Bessie Smith, although Smith may already have known exactly what the blues were and how to sing them when the women met probably some time right after WWI.

The early blues recordings sound a little less than appealing to modern ears. These folks were essentially performing into big eardrums like on the old phonographs, rather than microphones, so the music is there, but not the impact. Imagine this music live and in person, with bigger than life performers. Ma Rainey was big in her day, and her fame was real enough to warrant a US Postage stamp in 1994. Short of setting down to do some serious research, it's hard to get too much real information on her for our purposes. Did she record with Louis Armstrong and King Oliver, for instance? You can track that down for yourself. The informative data on YouTube (Slowtubbi has a lot of music on his YouTube page worth checking out) makes various claims about her lifestyle that make her even larger than the larger than life she already was. And of course there's the August Wilson play, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, which portrays the recording scene of the day, and brings yet another version of Rainey to life. It's all a musicologist's job, but if you want to know the blues, you've got to know what was going on early in the 20th Century, not just with the lone guitarists that seemed to spring up in the South, but the bands who were turning that music into what would soon be jazz (and later, rock).

Ma Rainey was born on April 26, 1886(ish). Here's just one number. "Booze and Blues." That about sums it up.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Music Man Murray

Last week was Record Store Day, a tip of the hat to a dying way of life. It's not so much that people don't buy records anymore as stores don't sell them. Companies don't manufacture them. Most people don't really care about them. Having lived through LPs and then cassettes and then CDs and now mp3s, Grinwout's has collected and recollected over and over again, leaving some behind, taking on new tastes and ideas in the next iteration. Lately we've been falling into movie soundtracks, starting from Yo-Yo Ma's Ennio Morricone album and just growing out of there. Some people, however, don't simply get into the music they're into, or move from music to music. They are collectors. And the mark of a true collector is completeness. Otherwise there's no point in collecting.

Music Man Murray's collection is complete. Or at least it's large. A two-story exhibition space of half a million records. Plus an off-site warehouse. This man has been collecting for years.

The collector is both conqueror and liberator. Of any given specific set of like objects, Murray tells me, “You have to have everything.” That is the mark of the true collector: you must possess a private Manifest Destiny, a fetish driven by rivalry, competition. The problem is that Music Man Murray’s rivals just aren’t coming anymore. There aren’t the same obsessive people out there working hard to track down, say, every last acetate copy of Hedda Hopper’s radio program “Hollywood Magazine” (which, incidentally, Murray pulled for me from a pile near his desk). As Murray says, they just stopped coming. So the flicker in his eyes snaps on and off, like a pilot light not finding gas.

Unpacking Music Man Murray: My visit with one of L.A.'s last great record collectors, is a piece by C.P. Heiser in the LA Review of Books. It's a piece on this one man, and on a certain kind of person we don't see much anymore, but at the same time, it's about collectors in general. They are among us. This is how they think.

The documentary should speak for itself:



In defense of My Little Pony

MLP is not new. The toy—always the toy comes first—was introduced in the early 80s, originally as My Pretty Pony. Whatever. They were colorful, they came with accessories, and they were marked with symbols on their flanks. Their target audience of little girls ate them up. They hit the TV and movie screens in the mid 80s. Somewhere in the 90s they all galloped off into the sunset, and we figured we'd never see them again.

We were wrong.

According to Wikipedia, Grinwout's source for all things related to MLP, we are now in the fourth generation of ponydom. Normally this would escape the notice of most adults without young children, except that this time out MLP has spawned the notorious Bronies, grown men fans who—while presumably living in their parents' basements when they're not trying to figure out what kind of work they're out of—are eating them up.

Todd VanDerWerff, while not necessarily standing up for the Bronies per se, does stand up for the present TV show, which he claims is the best program available for today's kids:

What’s wrong with telling our kids that there’s nothing more wonderful than the moment when someone says they’ll love you forever, even if that’s an impossibility, given who we are? What’s wrong with telling them that doing good things is something that will have impact far beyond yourself and your immediate friends and neighbors? And what’s wrong with believing in these things just a little bit yourself?

Forget about Bronies. Or better yet, incorporate them into your thinking. Check out VanDerWerff's article on The A.V. Club.
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Coney Island

In its golden age, Coney Island was a vast dream world comprising a number of parks, a magnet for New Yorkers seeking otherworldly entertainment. It was something of a permanent world's fair, with rides and curiosities from around the globe, including a small incubator baby farm for premies. Honky tonk eventually took over for one reason or another, and nothing much was left of the place but Nathan's and the Cyclone, both of which have the virtue of being, in their own ways, best of breed (although riding the Cyclone in a car alone will leave you bruised for weeks, while eating a Nathan's hot dog alone will probably cause no detectable physical damage). Talk came and went of rebuilding, of tearing down, of anything to bring it back. Lately it has been brought back a bit, with some new rides and a bit of cleaning up. Disneyland it isn't, but it's getting close to being Coney Island again.

Watching this video will make you want to go. Part of its magic is the juxtaposition of the unlikely music, which proves how important music can be in setting a mood. Even when the visuals are the diametric opposite of Debussy, it feels way more like Debussy than Luna Park: Coney Island Love Letter.

[Via Coudal.com]
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The First Lady of Song

5003 people liked this video when I grabbed it. 27 disliked it. If we can get the names of the dislikers and send them to Mars, we will improve the Earth enormously and find suitable astronauts for the long haul at the same time, without having to worry too much about having them return. Win-win, if you ask me.



Ella Fitzgerald was born on April 25, 1917. To suggest that her voice was the greatest jazz instrument ever will cause most fans to not even bat an eye. In the clip above, she's shaking it up. How about going a little mellow?



At Grinwout's HQ, there are about a million Ella albums. But we have no compunctions about which to recommend: her Ella and Louis collaboration albums are required for all desert islands. Alone, go for the Cole Porter. If you need a big band, then it's her album with Duke Ellington. Then again there's the Joe Pass albums toward the end of her career. And of course—

Hell, we can't pick. There was never a bad one. We're going to need a bigger desert island.

Thank you, Ella, for all of it.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Come on baby, let's do the twist

I watch this video, and I feel as if it was recorded on another planet:



When Dick Clark died last week, plenty of people wrote up his story, which in fact was very simple. He was a smart businessman who started out in music and went on to build a fantastic television empire. He wasn't a musician; he just happened to see his chance with American Bandstand, and he took it. Not that he didn't do well with it, but it could just as easily have been a hog auction show, if that's what the traffic would have borne. Not that Clark wasn't, we are sure, a fine fellow. But the teens of the Bandstand era didn't exactly relate to him; it's just that, you didn't not relate to him. He didn't represent the music, but nor did he represent the older generation. He was neutral. Probably anyone who was not neutral couldn't have pulled it off.

What he pulled off is what you see in the Chubby Checker video. Groups came on the show and lip synched. That was the live portion. The rest of it was just listening and dancing to records. What makes Chubby extra interesting is that he doesn't just stand there and mouth the words. He throws in the Twist. Which is why the video feels like it was recorded on another planet, a planet where they had dance crazes that took the nation by storm.

It wasn't all that long ago, folks.

Chubby Checker's reminiscence is at Let's Do the Twist: Chubby Checker Remembers Dick Clark. It seems that it was Clark who invented Chubby Checker, so to speak.

That was some planet!
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Henry Mancini

For a while, Henry Mancini was ubiquitous. It seemed as if he had written the music for every television show and movie there was. If you know him for nothing else, you know him, first, for "Pink Panther" (you'll have to go there, because embedding is disabled), and second, for "Moon River." But that just scratches the surface. I think he did write the music for every television show and movie there was, at least most of the good ones, at least for a while. He had the knack for catchy tunes, but more than that, as Christopher Bray puts it, he had the knack for writing music that pulled you in:

Mancini liked to call his theme tunes question marks—pieces of music that made the audience ask “what’s going on here, and what’s going to happen?” They worked by wrong-footing the listener, by fooling you into thinking they were going to go one way when all the time they were sneaking over somewhere different.

The music for Panther definitely does that job. On the other hand, "Moon River" is very much a song, Mancini's contribution to the Great American Songbook, with lyrics by Johnny Mercer. Here's the original (plus some extra stardust from Ms. Hepburn—the interwebs are choked with AH tributes):



The song is simple and straightforward and haunting. When Dr. John released his album of Johnny Mercer songs, he talked about that simple phrase, "my huckleberry friend," as being pure Mercer. Definitiely, and yet, I personally don't even know what it means. It is pure Mercer though, pure southern (although AH is anything but). Dr. John's version of the song shows how malleable Mancini's music is (and a lot more southern):



Bray's article about Mancini starts by critiquing a monograph he doesn't seem all that fond of, then he goes on to give us a bio of the composer, and some meaningful thoughts on his career in music and where he fits in the world of pop. Read Crossing You in Style, then go listen to a lot more Mancini music. You'll enjoy it.
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"The Closer" for the preschool set

Grinwout's enjoys "The Closer," with Kyra Sedgwick and her L.A. homicide team. We've been catching up with it on disk (because we hardly ever watch anything when it's on; that seems so... common). I'd recommend it to anybody, or at least I thought I would until I saw this video. It's sort of hard to imagine the Venn diagram of people who watch both "The Closer" and "Sesame Street."



Then again, it is pretty funny. And yet another video to watch when we should have been doing something—anything—else. This one was via Criminal Element, which makes the Venn diagram even harder to imagine.
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Coke bottle vs. chainsaw, etc.

We live in a world where people spend amazing amounts of time watching dumb videos when they should be doing something—anything—else. This is one of those videos:



The warning at the end not to attempt any of this, period, is probably worth repeating, but only if you're a total lunatic. The bottle of wine in the microwave had me ducking away from my computer screen.

This is from a Danish TV show, courtesy of the ever reliable io9.com, whom we can thank for making us watch this when we should have been doing something—anything—else.
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Just pointing this out

Shirley MacLaine was born, most recently, on this date in 1934.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Roger McGuinn

The Byrds first hit big with Dylan's "Mr. Tambourine Man," if not inventing at least popularizing what was called folk rock. Group leader Roger McGuinn, known back then as Jim McGuinn, cut quite a figure with his twelve-string guitar and his dark rectangular granny glasses. After their initial folksy start the group got extremely unearthly with "The Notorious Byrd Brothers," which they followed up with one of the best country albums ever, "Sweetheart of the Rodeo." It's hard to imagine now how groundbreaking that was, the idea of the most psychedelic group around suddenly going into the purest country. (By the way, it's still one of the best country albums ever.) From folk rock to psychedelic rock to country rock. It was quite a journey.



McGuinn, true to his folk roots, keeps going, most notably with his Folk Den site. You can listen to a lot of classic music there, free for the taking. He talked recently to NPR about this, the Byrds, and among other things, covering Dylan:

"... I've gotten his words wrong before, and he got mad at me. One time we did a song, a country song called "You Ain't Going Nowhere," and I reversed the order; I said, 'Pack up your money and pick up your tent.' And about six months later he recorded it, and it came out 'pick up your money and pack up your tent, McGuinn.'"

If you've lost track of McGuinn, catch up: The Byrds' Roger McGuinn Works To Preserve Folk Music

[Via Boing Boing.]
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8 famous women writers in New York City

Dorothy Parker (pictured below), Zora Neale Thurston, Shirley Jackson, Gael Greene, Patti Smith, Susan Sontag, Tama Janowitz and Kate Christensen—eight writers of different times, of different styles, of different interests, of pretty much different everything. Brent Cox puts together an article explaining and comparing what it was like for them to live in New York City. Because, let's face it, if you want to be a writer, you have spend at least some time in Manhattan. Right?

Day jobs were needed as the women got their careers started, and some were writing-related, and some were real stinkers. The rent was murder, of course, and it still is. Just about everything is more expensive than anywhere else. Cox is especially concerned about the financial picture. Think about Dorothy Parker and company dining at the Algonquin:

Amidst the wisecracks and the bon mots hurtling back and forth, the room that held the Round Table was a restaurant, providing sustenance to the well-heeled clientele (and the Round Tablers). While Dorothy was more likely to rely on the charity of the hotel, happy to have a famous/notorious regular, the blue-plate special (half of a spring chicken, two veggies and French fries), was going for $1.65 in 1927, the height of the Round Table's fame. Convert that into 2012 dollars and you get $21.59... The bootleg Scotch that Dorothy's first husband would pick up to keep the couple lubricated in 1922 was going for $12 a quart (a princely $162.62 in current dollars).

Prohibition was expensive!

Check out What It Cost Eight Women Writers To Make It In New York.
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Happy Birthday, Person Who Doesn't Exist!

A complete calendar of the birthdays of fictional characters? One can never for a moment doubt the usefulness of the internet. The folks at Flavorwire.com have done the heavy lifting of this one. This week, we'll be celebrating the birthday of Willis from Different Strokes, Monica from Friends and, today, Jin Kazama from Tekken (and yes, I have no idea who that is either). Want to know who shares your special day? Exclusive Infographics: Fictional Character Birthday Calendars. [Via Mental Floss.]
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Hollywood's first great on-screen interracial couple

Shirley Temple, born April 23, 1928, is still alive and, one hopes, still kicking. Maybe not as she once did, but we'd understand that. She was one of the top box-office draws of the 30s, and was often paired with dancing partner Bill Robinson. This is one of their best:



They really were one of the movies' first interracial pairings, in a time when any but the most subservient of black faces were absent from the mainstream. One could say that a mature and polished performer like Robinson being matched up to a little kid is somehow off, but this was Shirley Temple we're talking about, and she was the big time. And the real deal. Not to mention that almost any excuse to capture the amazing Robinson on film is a good one, but the thing is, Temple was pretty amazing herself. She really could perform like a trouper, as her scenes with Robinson demonstrate: she's in there with him all the way. There were good reasons for her popularity.

As with most child stars, the fact that she aged gently slowly moved her out of motion pictures, but she never lost her charm and personality. She hosted a television anthology show in the 50s, and most famously proved that there was life after show business by being appointed US Ambassador first to Ghana and later to Czechoslovakia.

Happy Birthday, Shirley Temple, one of the last of the great movie legends.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Charlotte's Web

"Some pig..."

Of all the books I have read that were written for children, either as an adult or a child myself, many were very good. But only a few were, and are, special. Shockingly, to anyone who looks up at the logo for this site, the Alice books were among those special ones. I first read them as a teenager; I haven't stopped reading them yet. I don't think they're particularly satisfying when read aloud to younger children; it's hard to follow the logic and language unless you're reading them yourself. Maybe Victorian children were smarter than kids in my day. In any case, the impression the Alice books have had on innumerable writers and artists is undeniable. And they are, ostensibly, children's books.

Special in a different way is Charlotte's Web. I read this for the first time when I was reading it aloud to my daughter when she was quite young. I had read White material before that was intended for adults, but never his works for kids. I expected it to be good. I didn't expect it to be so affecting that I could barely speak the last words of the book because I was reacting so emotionally to them. It might have something to do with being something of a writer myself, on top of everything else. In any case, those last words have never left me.

Amazon's Omnivoracious, celebrating the 60th anniversary of the book, has brought forth the original catalog copy from 1952. If you're a Charlotte fan, it will give you a nice warm glow to read it. If you're not a Charlotte fan, you obviously have never read the book, and you need to drop everything and do so now.

David Sedaris

Most of us probably come to Sedaris first as an audio experience, maybe hearing him on This American Life, as likely as not with the Santaland Diaries. You immediately know that you want to hear more, so you seek out the audio versions of his books, and discover that the one or two stories you've heard before were not flukes. He is an expert performer of his own work, either cold in a studio or hot in front of an audience. He doesn't have the vocal chops of, say, James Earl Jones, but if Jones were reading Sedaris, it just wouldn't work right. Then again, Sedaris would have been a lousy voice actor for Darth Vader. But he's perfect for David Sedaris, and that's more than you can say for a lot of writers and their own work. His writing just happens to translate perfectly to his voice.

This wouldn't be terribly notable if it wasn't for the fact that Sedaris as a writer, absent his reading aloud his material, is very strong. You can read his stories without listening to them, and without even trying to imagine his voice in your mind if you already know it, and the stuff is really good. He's a good writer and a good (albeit limited) performer both. Pick whichever pleases you, but you won't go wrong either way.

If you're unfamiliar with Sedaris (how could that be?), you might want to start with a By the Book interview with him in the NY Times:

Boy, did I have a hard time with “Moby-Dick.” I read it for an assignment 10 years ago and realized after the first few pages that without some sort of a reward system I was never going to make any progress. I told myself that I couldn’t bathe, shave, brush my teeth or change my clothes until I had finished it. In the end, I stunk much more than the book did.

More Bond. James Bond.

James Bond goes on long after the passing of creator Ian Fleming (right) in 1964 (the year the film Goldfinger was released). Bond was iconic to begin with, or at least once Fleming got the hang of the character. In the first couple of novels the author seems to be finding his way, but by the time he got to Moonraker, he knew what he was doing. There is a combination of plot and explanatory detail that normally readers would find annoying, but with Bond, the explanatory detail is the liquor he consumes or the cities he visits or the cigarettes that he smokes, all of it relayed in a professorial matter-of-fact style that ultimately set the character as not real to anyone, but at the same time, more real than real. Hyper-real, in other words. There was never a spy anything remotely like the fictional James Bond, who became the quintessential version of what what we think of as a spy. How many other characters can you think of that have both outlasted their author and outlasted their fictional portrayers? In the movies Sean Connery was the quintessential Bond just as Bond was the quintessential spy, but that didn't stop Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan or Craig. Nor will it probably stop the next fellow.

The novels too went on after the novelist died. Kingsley Amis, John Gardner and others have taken on the task of writing Bond novels, most recent among them being Jeffery Deaver with Carte Blanche, a reboot of sorts. Carte Blanche can be recommended to the most die-hard Flemingian Bond fan as a very good Bond novel, but at the same time, it is also a very good Jeffery Deaver novel. The author was obviously allowed to write his own book, rather than trying to imitate the original.

Next up to take on Bond will be William Boyd, a rather marvelous author in his own right, known for An Ice-Cream War and A Good Man in Africa, both Grinwout's recommendations. He comments himself on his license to write a William Boyd book, plus some other extremely interesting things, in a Telegraph interview: William Boyd on challenges of writing the latest James Bond novel. It's definitely a must for Bond fans.

Of course, the one character that does come to mind as comparable—actually, the one who probably sets the standard for outlasting creator and portrayers—is Sherlock Holmes, the quintessential detective to Bond's quintessential spy. There are some fun takes on the twists of the Holmes legacy at Sherlock Holmes’ Odder Fodder: Curious Books Featuring the Great Detective. Looking for the Holmes guide to self defense, for instance? This article will lead you to it.

George Takei

Is George Takei the most interesting veteran of Star Trek? Today's birthday boy (4/20/37) was interned with his family during WWII, he was student body president of his LA junior high school, he was one of the first Japanese actors to build a career in post-war Hollywood, and eventually served as a Lieutenant on the Starship Enterprise on The Original Series. As true connoisseurs know, he was promoted to Captain after TOS ended:



Of course, his greatest fame was from TOS, where he worked with the only other contender for the most interesting Star Trek veteran, a relationship he describes here in his predictably gentlemanly fashion:




As a measure of cool, he's done voice work on everything from Archer to Scooby-Doo to Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Having served both masters, so to speak, he is the voice of reason in the ongoing war between Carrie Fisher and William Shatner on which Star X is best. And he's also a noted advocate of gay rights.

Did we mention he's also one of the funniest people in the universe:



Happy birthday, George Takei.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

RIP Levon Helm

Who would win?

Darth Vader vs. Voldemort. Sauron vs. Voldemort. Batman vs. Spiderman. Dracula vs. the Wolfman.

The adolescent imagination is filled with these sort of pairings. What would happen if you threw a hero or villain from one imaginary construct against an opponent from a different construct? The Grinwout has sat on long bus rides with high school debaters who can conduct a conversation along these lines for upwards of five hours. This is why the Grinwout has noice-reducing headphones.

But the idea of mixing and matching is not a new one. Universal Studios did all the early horror movies like Frankenstein and Dracula and The Invisible Man, and after they exhausted all the possibilities of return, revenge, son of, bride of, mother-in-law of, etc., they went to mixing them up against one another. The natural outcome of this was that teams of what were once collective nightmares found themselves in battle with Abbot and Costello, and losing. It was not a pretty sight. Then again, when I was in fifth grade, House of Dracula and House of Frankenstein, where the monsters were so numerous they had to take a number, were the hit of the playground.

The issue is the imaginary construct. As Stephen Padnick explains at Tor.com, some characters exist in their own singular construct, especially in movies:

Crossovers don’t really happen in films, outside the horror genre... The protagonists of long running film series rarely meet either. James Bond never hit on Sarah Conner to the disgust of her son. Indiana Jones did not team up with Rick Blaine to punch out Nazis while Marion Ravenwood drunkenly sang Marseilles, (though how cool would it be if they did?). Even superhero movies, which are almost as old as superhero comics, basically assume that their hero is the only superhero in the world, and their superhero origin is the only source of supernatural power.

This is not the case in comics, where all the characters exist in the same universe, and cross over all the time. Which is why we have the Justice League and the Avengers. In fact, each individual comic nowadays is simply one episode of the narrative that crosses all the comics of a particular publisher. I recently was checking out a Green Lantern narrative on my iPad that, if I were to have purchased it, would have covered dozens of comics across multiple venues, and it took about three spreadsheets and an extra can of Red Bull to even begin to figure it out.

Inspired by the upcoming Avengers movie, the first to provide celluloid crossover, Padnick parses it out in The Avengers, the Argonauts, and the History of the Team-Up.

The worst travelogue ever

Thank you, Dangerous Minds, for digging this one up. Apparently it's quite rare: It was screened before The Life of Brian, but only in theaters in Great Britain and Australia, where boring, groan-worthy travelogues were still being routinely shown prior to feature films. (More details are on the DM site.) I started watching it thinking it was just a bad travelogue, and then you start getting into it, and it gets really bad, and then... Watch it.


Tim Curry

April 19 being Mr. Curry's birthday, could we be amiss posting this?



Or this?



He's also had a rock career (without makeup):



The possessor of one of most mellifluous speaking voices around, he's done seemingly endless animated voices, originated the title role in Amadeus and the part of King Arthur in Spamalot on Broadway, and even done video games. The man does not seem to take a lot of days off.

Happy birthday, Tim Curry.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Robert Caro

The Power Broker is the best biography I have ever read. Let's get that out of the way first. And I've read, and loved, a lot of biographies. But never have I come away from a book with such a strong feeling of knowledge of its subject. Robert Moses was a most amazing figure, a strong-arm character, a conniver, a dreamer, very much the power broker as the title says. He built big, and often terribly wrong. I don't think I would have liked him as a human being. I've often wondered if author Robert Caro felt likewise.

After Robert Moses, Caro went on to Lyndon Baines Johnson, a similar figure in many ways, especially in the manipulation of power. I read the first volume, and I've been waiting for Caro to finish ever since, but every time a new volume comes out, it is not the last. I've given up. I'm going to get the ones that are out there on my Kindle and have done with it. By the time I'm finished with them, with any luck the final volume will be out. The (presumably) penultimate volume is coming out in a few weeks.

But, well, that Kindle... There's the rub. Publishing is changing these days, and the Grinwout is in the thick of it. Publishers don't really know where they're going with digital products, but they're going there a mile a minute. One fear is that we are creating a business of publishing—fast and electronic—that will no longer be able to support garganutan projects like Caro's LBJ biography. And the world will be a lesser place for it, if that is true.

[Knopf editor Sonny Mehta] pulls each of Caro's books off his shelf, The Power Broker and the first three Johnson volumes. He stacks them on his desk like blocks, resting his hand on top of the pile, saving a place for the next one. "I can't imagine this being done or even attempted by anyone else," Mehta says, almost to himself. "He's given over so much of his life to another guy." It's not just Caro's single-mindedness that makes repeating The Years of Lyndon Johnson a modern impossibility... Books like Caro's don't make corporate sense anymore, if they ever did. They require not just staggering investments of time but also of money, of jet fuel and paper and cloth. There will be five books now rather than four — and in the beginning, there were meant to be three — partly because they became victims of their own physical scale.

This is from a profile of Caro by Chris Jones in the May 2012 Esquire, The Big Book. It is required reading for anyone who cares about words, and how they are disseminated.

Keith meets Mick

Mick is the greatest R&B singer this side of the Atlantic and I don't mean maybe. I play guitar (electric) Chuck style we got us a bass player and drummer and rhythm-guitar and we practice 2 or 3 nights a week. SWINGIN'.

Letter of Note printed Richards's letter to his aunt, He is called Mick Jagger, and as we ease into the 50th anniversary of the Rolling Stones, and various reports come and go about their touring again, or not, and recording again, and not, and for that matter, talking to one another civilly again, or not, it's fun to recollect that at some point in rock and roll there were no Rolling Stones. At one point in classical music there was no Bach or Beethoven either, so everything has to come from somewhere.

As Richards describes in Life, the group came together over classic R&B and some serious record collecting. In the early 60s, if you wanted music, you didn't bit torrent it when the spirit moved you. You had to haunt the record shops, and for the Brits, that meant scouring through not just records but imports to boot, and, for that matter, 45s, the one-song singles. Albums weren't the thing yet, although they did exist. Being a music fan was work, but it was worth it because it got you past the mainstream into where the action was. And, if you were lucky, it helped you create the Rolling Stones.

Richards's autobiography is highly recommended, but I would suggest you forego the paper version and acquire the audiobook, which he reads some of, along with Johnny Depp (and another narrator of less fame, but much ability). It's a worthwhile combination of performance and content, which as has been noted on earlier posts, is what audiobooks are all about.

The meaning of the Marshall amp

"If it's too loud, you're too old." And, by now, probably half deaf.

I have been to plenty of rock concerts. At some of them, you couldn't really hear the music, which does seem to lessen the quality of the experience. It wasn't that the music was too soft to hear: it was too loud. The recently deceased Jim Marshall, creator of the Marshall amp, can be directly tracked as the source of volume in stadium rock. Like most people, I knew that there was such a thing as a Marshall amp, so I marginally understood why his passing was noted. An article by William Weir explains it:

Marshall...had the fortune of having a 20-year-old Pete Townshend for a customer. Townshend told Marshall he wanted to hear himself over The Who's audience and rhythm section. Thus was born the first 100-watt amp. Add to that two cabinets, each bearing four speakers—together, the components came to be known as the Marshall stack—and Marshall secured himself a permanent spot on any history-of-loudness timeline... Townshend's wish to hear himself play over his bandmates and audience was certainly a reasonable one. But his discussing it with Marshall—who could actually do something about it—might be the moment arena rock was born, and the start of a widening divide between audience and performer.

In other words, it was the beginning of the battle of the bands versus the listeners' eardrums: How the Marshall Amp Changed Rock—and the Meaning of 'Loud'.

The book tour

If you're going to write a novel, which is an endeavor of great discipline, you're going to imagine a number of things. First of all, you're going to imagine that your book will be a bestseller, and you'll make enough money to give up your day job at the widget factory to spend the rest of your free time playing golf with Jame Patterson down in Palm Beach. Then you're going to have to believe that your great success means that your hungry fans want to meet you in the flesh and listen to you read from your future classic.

It is nice to dream.

A number of writers have finished their books, and with varying degrees of success (and I'm not sure how many rounds on the links with Mr. Patterson) gone on tour to promote their work. The results, as repaired in The Awl, have been mixed:

No one has heckled me yet, although I did have one guy at a reading come up to me and start asking me questions about the technology of the TM-31 and how it works and it took about five minutes for me to realize what was happening—it was about the time that I noticed how glassy his eyes were—and then he finally just came out and said it: he was a time traveler, too, and he wanted to know if I could do it anytime I wanted or had to use the machine the way I described in the book.

The title of the piece is self-explanatory. It's fun even if you don't have a bestseller in your personal oven: Nine Writers And Publicists Tell All About Readings And Book Tours.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Haruki Murakami

1Q84 was Grinwout's first exposure to Murakami. It's a multi-narrative novel in which time shifts from the contemporary year 1984 to the year 1Q84, and unusual things ensue, including the sudden appearance of a second moon. It's a book unlike any in our previous experience; we followed up with Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World. It's a dual narrative this time out, from the same narrator in different, inner realities.

Intriguing stuff.

If you start to dabble in Murakami, you can't help but want to know more. This BBC program is intriguing on its own, and quite representative. (Via)

The wonders of the world

World's Fairs existed (and still exist) to exhibit our best products, to demonstrate the inventions that could change the future, and to bring disparate people together to learn about one another. At a fair today, that might mean that up-and-coming nations display their wares and tell the visitors how great it would be for them to move some of their corporations there, for mutual benefit. At fairs in the past, that might have meant that rounding up a group of natives from some undeveloped country and moving them lock, stock and yurt onto the fairgrounds so that the civilized world could gawk at them.

Ota Benga was one of these people. He and other members of his pygmy tribe were exhibited at the Louisiana Purchase Exposition in 1904 (the one of "Meet Me in St. Louis" fame). After that, he ended up at the Bronx Zoo—on display:

[Zoo director William Temple] Hornaday had his zookeepers urge Benga to play with the orangutan in its enclosure. Crowds gathered to watch. Next the zookeepers convinced Benga to use his bow and arrow to shoot targets, along with the occasional squirrel or rat. They also scattered some stray bones around the enclosure to foster the idea of Benga being a savage. Finally, they cajoled Benga into rushing the bars of the orangutan’s cage, and baring his sharp teeth at the patrons. Kids were terrified. Some adults were too, though more of them were just plain curious about Benga. “Is that a man?” one visitor asked.

This is a story of the times more than the individuals involved, but it reminds us that the times were anything but sensitive to otherness or the ubiquity of humanity: In 1906, the Bronx Zoo Put a Black Man on Display in the Monkey House.

Quick Take - Virtual Walt Disney World

Grinwout's knows little about Minecraft. These folks, on the other hand, seem to know an awful lot, enough to create Walt Disney World in Minecraft, with working rides.

Writing about love

That's an interesting problem. If we write about love, we have to navigate all sorts of shoals, including the insipid. It is hard to put emotions into words. I can write something that might scare you, that is, I might be able to arouse an emotion within the reader, but I would be much harder pressed to create a scene where a character is scared. The former is a matter of elementary narrative mechanics, the latter is a matter of artistic writing skills, which are much harder to master. A film analogy might be when we see the menace over the unexacting victim's shoulder or the lights go out or a door slams. Basic stuff.

Love scenes are similar. We could probably come up with the mechanics of characters falling in love without necessarily stooping to the pornographic, but how do we express the emotions? For that matter, if we want to discuss the art of love-making, can it be done without it being mechanical and predictable and pornographic? On the other hand, how do we separate the ephemeral—the beauty of being in love—from the mundane—trite expressions that simply relate that being in love must be beautiful?

Kurt Cornutt addresses some of this on the Oxford University Press blog in an article called The Love Songs of F. Scott Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald aspired to greatness in his novels, but meanwhile he pumped out a lot of short stories, simply for the money:

For Fitzgerald, the short story was a means to an end: it allowed him to finance his novel writing, which he considered the preeminent art form... He also resented the story market for enticing him to prostitute his talent. To command courtesan prices, he had to know how to his please his audience – and that meant recycling familiar themes, employing stock characters and scenarios, and tugging the heartstrings. What more artistically he might have accomplished, commentators lament, had he not been so dependent on this dirty money.

Cornutt examines some of Fitzgerald's love-story writing, and even compares it to Brian Wilson's love-song writing. I'm taken by the underlying question of portrayals of emotion, but I also have to admit, I liked learning about this side of Fitzgerald's career.

Daffy Duck

Daffy Duck made his first appearance on April 17. 1937. He predated Bugs Bunny, but comes across now as the alter-rabbit in many ways. Bugs, of course, was Warner Bros' big animated star, as emblematic to that studio as a certain mouse was to Disney. Bugs shone because he was the wise guy everyman that we rooted for because he always outwitted the world that was out to get him. Daffy, on the other hand, was wise guy who always seemed to outwit himself. When it comes to favorites, you can choose for yourself. Rabbit season? Or duck season?

There are those who claim that this is the best Daffy short. I won't argue with them:

Monday, April 16, 2012

This post is rated PG-13

Whatever that means.

The recent flap over Bully has brought the whole MPAA rating system under new scrutiny, but we'll bet anything that nothing will happen. The present rating system has been around since the 60s, with a handful of subsequent changes, most notably the addition of the PG-13 rating. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was one of the real factors behind the addition. This movie, with beating hearts being ripped out of people's bodies, was rated PG, and parents who brought their little kids to see a fun Indy picture felt like they were having their own hearts ripped out. The creation of a teenage category, so to speak, was the solution.

There's a couple of problems with that. The biggest is that the group is a moving target. The teenager of the 1980s is not the same as the teenager of the 2010s, for one thing, and the definition of acceptability has changed. Violence and sex that were unheard of in movies for teens thirty years ago are now standard issue. Not that parents necessarily want this to be the case, but the world does revolve, no matter what we think about it. Add to that, a lot of parents don't seem to care all that much, and the ratings are decided not by a neutral group but by the film producers, who have a vested interest in money-making:

Stroll down any toy aisle and you’ll see a slew of licensed toys based on PG-13 movies, yet marketed towards very young children. Lego has a Pirates of the Caribbean set called “The Cannibal’s Escape” with a recommended age of 6-12. Fisher-Price sells a Green Lantern Jet that’s aimed at toddlers as young as 36 months. Both of these movies are rated PG-13, yet the licensed toys are marketed at much younger children. Similar examples are seemingly endless.

This is from a comprehensive Geek Dad post, Today’s MPAA Ratings Hold Little Value for Parents. One solution to the problem is a label like the one in the illustration above, with lots and lots of information, so that a parent will actually know what's in the movie, as compared to the more general information now. There is, of course, the other side of the coin, the relegation of the NC-17 to the no man's land of pornography. Going back as far as Siskel and Ebert, when those guys explained at length how there might perhaps be movies that deal with exclusively adult material might be not prurient but simply...adult, NC-17 has been the kiss of death. Which means that at least two of the ratings don't really work. But, as we say, we don't think much will happen, Bully notwithstanding. If the people making the money are the people calling the shots, there going to call them in the way that makes the most money. It's as simple as that.

Full-scale version of the Starship Enterprise

Imagine a real life-sized version of the Enterprise. Where would you put it? Las Vegas, of course. Farfetched? Not at all. It almost happened.

The “big idea” was building the ship itself at full-scale. That was the main attraction. That being said, we also knew we would have to have some kind of “show” on board. So, conceptually, it was to be a “tour” of the ship, with all of the key rooms, chambers, decks, and corridors that we knew from the movie. There was to be the dining area for the ship’s crew (where you could dine in Star Fleet comfort), and other special features. There were also one or two interesting ride elements that we were considering including a high-speed travelator that would whisk you from deck to deck.

I had no idea that this was ever in the works. The Goddard Group designs all sorts of amusement attractions around the world. Rides, parades, museums, casinos, the whole gamut. Gary Goddard, the founder, previously worked at Landmark Entertainment Group, where he was responsible for Star Trek: The Experience, among others. He's responsible for the quote above. Get the whole story at the Goddard blog.

Via BoingBoing.

The Secret Garden

How often do writers really understand their own work? It's one thing if a writer puts out, say, three or four books in a lifetime. James Joyce wrote three novels and a bunch of short stories, and no doubt was fairly aware of the differences among them. They happen to progress in a straight line of modernism: you can read Portrait, you can struggle through Ulysses, and you can spend a week or two parsing the first page of Finnegan. Joyce had to realize that there weren't a lot of people who were going to think of Finnegans Wake as a good airplane read (or whatever constituted such in his day). So I would suggest that Joyce understood his own work.

What about Stephen King? He's written more books that he can probably remember. With that large an oeuvre, how can he possibly imagine which books will truly be his legacy? No matter what he happens to think, I'll bet he's wrong, simply because the odds are against him.

Look at Frances Hodgson Burnett. She wrote 52 novels and 13 plays. As primarily a writer for adults, no doubt she would be surprised to learn that she is now known for exactly one book, The Secret Garden. A Little Princess and Little Lord Fauntleroy may ring some bells among readers who like to go exceptionally deep, but that's about it. At the height of her quite extensive fame, Burnett moved into an estate in Kent:

Like her adolescent heroine, Burnett was led by a robin to the door hidden in the crumbling, ivy-covered garden wall; she executed a massive restoration project with the head gardener, expanding the view of the lawns, planting hundreds of flowers, and constructing a rose walkway. She settled into writing under a gazebo with her tame robin fluttering nearby. The book she worked on that first summer was not The Secret Garden, however, but one she had long labored over and was convinced would be her literary masterpiece, In Connection with the DeWilloughby Claim.

In Connection with the DeWilloughby Claim? Never heard of it. Burnett's story is an interesting one, especially if you're a fan of her work: Secret Gardens by Vanessa Blakeslee for the Paris Review.

Quick take - Bonnie Raitt

A survey of the performer's career, as she releases her latest album: Bonnie Raitt's Amazing, Omnivorous, Adult-Contemporary Career.

Audiobooks vs bookbooks

I've written on this subject in the past. Having a long commute by car, I've become an enormous fan of audiobooks, but that's not as simple as it sounds. The first question is, what books make sense as audiobooks, and which would you prefer to read as books? One touchpoint is when a book is read by someone who is really good at it. Audiobooks are a matter of performance as well as content, and a good performer adds a whole dimension to the book experience that is not there in one's own reading the page. Recently I acquired an old reading of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. I wanted to throw it, and the reader, out the window. The performance gave new meaning to the words saccharine and ponderous, simultaneously. Meanwhile, Audible has just put out a performance of the book by Anne Hathaway. That one I'll try. If she can't do it, no one can.

Jenni Landman talks about the whole business of book in the Chicago Tribune, reading versus listening, in a reasoned fashion. And she interviews Audible founder/CEO Don Katz, who has his own worthy two cents to throw in. One problem with audiobooks that is acknowledged is that, presently, when you listen to an audiobook, you're sort of stuck on a conveyor belt. You keep going forward. And sometimes that's now exactly what you want:

If I read a book after listening to it, it's because I haven't gotten my fill of the language. I want to spend more time running the prose across my tongue, reveling in the writer's grace notes. This ability to savor is missing from the recorded books experience. Mp3 players don't accommodate thoughtful pauses. Scroll back to a review a passage, and you are suddenly three chapters off and now unable to find your place.

I hate losing my place, because it can drive you crazy trying to find it again. I hate being driven crazy while I'm driving!

If you like audiobooks, or wonder about them, read Audiobooks: Are they really the same as reading?

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Friday, April 13, 2012

What to read

"Read books. As often as you can. Mostly classics."

We posted Maura Kelly's slow books manifesto not long ago. She promoted the idea of reading the good stuff, and it makes sense. There is a lot of great literature out there, and an awful lot of it is simply wonderful to read. So, why not read it?

There's another side to this coin, however. Sure, I love Moby-Dick, but I have to admit, I also like James Bond novels. I have Melville and Fleming both on my Kindle. As a proselytizer for books and reading, I have to believe that any reading is a good thing, and that reading for pure entertainment is a perfectly acceptable activity. When I recommend books to teenagers, I always suggest books that I think they will enjoy, not books that I think will be good for them. James W. Hall, author of Hit Lit, makes this point at Speakeasy:

How can anyone who loves books not take heart in seeing so many new readers huddled up with a novel? Whether it’s “Harry Potter,” “The Hunger Games” or “Infinite Jest”—does it really matter? These days, when reading fiction seems like an endangered activity, why should we begrudge the success of any book, especially one that stirs such passion with younger readers?

We can't let an artificial line between so-called good books and books that will capture kids' imagination keep them away from reading in general. And, perhaps, the reading of what they want to read today make them eventual readers of those so-called good books tomorrow.

The weekend is here. Take a gander at Beware Literary Snobbery: Why We Should Read Bestsellers. And then go off and read a good book, however you define it.

Fernwood 2Night



According to Dangerous Minds, Fernwood 2Night shows are hard to come by. It's a shame, really, as this was one of the defining shows of 70s comedy, the sort of postmodern, everything so tongue-in-cheek that it was coming out their ear humor that followed the end of the straight vaudeville turns that we were so used to on television. At that time, a generation of old comics was passing, and a new generation was just beginning to come down the pike. Martin Mull was definitely part of that new generation; he always struck me as one of the funniest people around, no matter what he was doing. And this was the show that brought Fred Willard to the masses:

In a scene-stealing role that defined his entire career playing the clueless white guy—is there ANYONE more Caucasian that Fred Willard?—Willard portrays what is quite possibly the dumbest, most dense character in all of television history. I’ve always thought that Willard was a comedic genius—the obtuse angles of his observations, so off the cuff and spontaneous, so REAL—and he was never funnier than he is in this role.

The first clip in the article, with the race expert, shows Willard at his best. And I couldn't resist extracting the Tom Waits segment above; he's the perfect Fernwood guest. Anyhow, get the whole story, and more clips, at Fernwood 2Night: The Great Lost American Comedy.

Pinterest

When something new comes along that's really popular, we at Grinwout's feel an obligation to check it out and give it a try. So, we checked out Pinterest and gave it a try.

We didn't get it.

I mean, what exactly is the point of going online and finding a picture of something, and pinning it on your private bulletin board? Sure, there's a lot of pictures one might like, but making a virtual collection of them? Then again, Grinwout's doesn't collect anything in real life, either, aside from Disney pins when actually on a Disney property, and that's more a symptom of mass hysteria than a collecting interest.

Still, Pinterest is, at least for the moment, the site that is wowing them. We looked at Complex's The Top 10 Museums On Pinterest (and yes, it's a slide show, if you saw our remarks in the last post, but note that you don't switch pages, which makes it acceptable), and finally saw at least one use of the site that made sense. We especially liked what the Smithsonian and the Met were doing with the site. The thing is, if you have a collection of your own art, then Pinterest can provide a clever way to display it.

Then again, maybe you're a collector, and already use Pinterest like there's no tomorrow. In that case, have at it.